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Pepito Brokers

A pixel firm of tired, overconfident cucumbers. They wear the suits, take the calls and stare at the charts so you don't have to.

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Supply: 3,333
Chain: Robinhood

Who we are

A brokerage firm staffed entirely by cucumbers

Pepito Brokers is a firm of 3,333 pixel cucumbers on Robinhood Chain, the chain built for tokenized stocks. Each NFT is one broker: a seat at the firm with its own title, tier and share weight. They never sleep, never smile and never miss the opening bell.

Holds a seat

Every broker is a seat at the firm. Its tier sets the title, from Junior Broker up to Managing Partner.

Carries share weight

Higher tiers carry bigger multipliers. The more weight on your desk, the bigger your share of the firm's potential rewards.

Works the Desk

On The Desk your brokers clock in each round and collect xStock rewards by their weight. It opens soon.

Pepito Brokers banner: a row of yellow cucumber brokers in black suits typing at retro computers with green stock charts on the trading floor

The staff

Staff on the floor today

Each broker comes fully dressed for the job: suit pressed, headset on, cigar lit. Some came to trade, some came to gamble, and one of them came to rob the rich.

Cucumber in a green Robin Hood hat with a red feather and a quiver of arrows

Robin of the Floor

Takes from the whales, gives to the holders.

Cucumber in a torn suit and red tie with a crumpled chart stuck to his hair

Bad Day Trader

Bought the top. Still in the office.

Cucumber in a black suit, red tie and black fedora

The Boss

Doesn't check charts. Charts check him.

Cucumber in a navy suit wearing a phone headset

Cold Caller

Has a great opportunity for you.

Cucumber with a brown beard in a black suit

Senior Partner

Survived three crashes and one divorce.

Smoke Break

Five minutes off the screen. Missed the pump.

The Intern

No suit yet. Already on the phones.

Cucumber in a knitted orange beanie with one red cyber eye

Quant

One eye on the market, one on the bot.

Cucumber in a green bucket hat smoking a cigar

Weekend Gambler

Closed the laptop, opened the casino.

Quote board

How rare is your broker

Every broker you hold adds its share weight to your desk. The higher the tier, the bigger the multiplier, and a desk that mixes ranks earns a bonus on top. More brokers and higher ranks mean a bigger share of the firm's potential rewards.

Tier	Title	Rarity	Share weight	Seats	Share of floor
TD	Junior Broker	Common	1×	2,083	62.5%
TC	Senior Broker	Rare	5×	900	27.0%
TB	Desk Head	Epic	20×	300	9.0%
TA	Managing Partner	Legendary	50×	50	1.5%

Desk bonus

Mix the ranks on your desk and your whole desk weight gets a bonus.

Desk	Example	Bonus
Single rank	Only brokers from one or two tiers	×1.0
Mixed desk	Brokers from 3 different tiers	×1.1
Full firm	At least one broker from every tier: TD, TC, TB, TA	×1.2

desk weight = sum of share weights × desk bonus

Docs

The firm's handbook

How the firm works: seats, tiers, clocking in, xStock rounds and the treasury. Sections marked SOON will be filled in as each part goes live.

The firm

Pepito Brokers is a firm of 3,333 pixel-art cucumber brokers on Robinhood Chain, the chain built for tokenized stocks. Each NFT is one broker, and every broker is a seat at the firm.

Brokers clock in on The Desk. Every round, the firm pays out tokenized stocks (xStocks) to the brokers that showed up for work, split by their share weight.

A broker is a seat

Owning a broker means owning a seat at the firm. The seat comes with a title, a tier and a share weight, and all three are fixed for the life of the broker.

The seat moves with the NFT. Whoever holds the broker holds the seat.
A broker's tier is visible in its metadata, so you know what you are buying before you buy it.
A seat only earns when it is clocked in for a round. An idle seat earns nothing.

The ladder

Every broker sits on one of four rungs. The higher the rung, the fewer seats there are and the more weight each seat carries.

TD · Junior Broker · Common: 2,083 seats, share weight 1×
TC · Senior Broker · Rare: 900 seats, share weight 5×
TB · Desk Head · Epic: 300 seats, share weight 20×
TA · Managing Partner · Legendary: 50 seats, share weight 50×

Your desk weight is the sum of your brokers' share weights. A desk that mixes ranks gets a bonus on the whole sum:

Brokers from 3 different tiers: ×1.1
Brokers from all 4 tiers (TD, TC, TB, TA): ×1.2

desk weight = sum of share weights × desk bonus

All 3,333 brokers together carry a base weight of 15,083. Open the tier board

Clock In

Brokers only get paid when they show up for work. On The Desk, holders clock in their brokers to join a round.

Clock in a broker before the round closes to take part in that round.
A broker that is not clocked in sits the round out and receives nothing for it.
You can clock in as many brokers as you hold. Each one adds its share weight to your desk.
If a broker changes hands, the new holder clocks it in for the next round.

Cost of clocking in: to be announced before The Desk opens.

The round

A round is one payout of xStocks, such as wNVDAx, wTSLAx or wAAPLx, from the treasury to the brokers on duty.

When a round closes, the firm takes a snapshot of every clocked-in desk and its weight.
The round's pool is split by desk weight against the total weight clocked in that round.
A round pays out only what the treasury set aside for it. A small pool means small payouts for every tier.

your share = your desk weight ÷ total clocked-in desk weight

Example 1: you clock in one Managing Partner (50×) and two Junior Brokers (1× each). That is two tiers, so no bonus: 52 desk weight. If 10,000 weight is clocked in across the firm that round, you receive 0.52% of the pool.

Example 2: you clock in one broker of every tier: 50 + 20 + 5 + 1 = 76. The full firm bonus makes it 76 × 1.2 = 91.2 desk weight, or 0.912% of the same pool.

Round schedule and the list of xStocks for each round: to be announced before The Desk opens.

The treasury

The firm's treasury buys and holds the xStocks paid out in rounds. It is filled from three sources:

Mint. A part of the mint proceeds opens the treasury.
Royalties. A part of the royalties from secondary sales of brokers.
Token fees. Fees from trading the firm's token, once it launches.

Exact percentages for each source will be published here.

The token SOON

The firm will have its own token. Its name, supply, fees and role on The Desk will be published here before launch. Follow X for the announcement.

Mint

Supply: 3,333 brokers. Chain: Robinhood Chain.

FAQ

What is Pepito Brokers?

A firm of 3,333 pixel-art cucumber brokers on Robinhood Chain. Each broker is a seat at the firm with its own title, tier and share weight.

Which chain?

Robinhood Chain.

How do I earn xStocks?

Clock in your brokers on The Desk before each round closes. The round's xStock pool is split between clocked-in desks by desk weight.

How is rarity decided?

By the broker's tier. There are 50 Legendary, 300 Epic, 900 Rare and 2,083 Common brokers out of 3,333.

Does holding more brokers help?

Yes. Every broker adds its share weight to your desk, and a desk that mixes 3 or 4 tiers gets a ×1.1 or ×1.2 bonus.

Is this financial advice?

No. They are cucumbers.

What can go wrong

Read this before you buy a seat.

Smart contracts. The Desk and the treasury run on smart contracts. Until an audit is published, treat them as unaudited.
Small or empty rounds. A round pays only what the treasury holds for it. If mint, royalty and token income is low, payouts are low.
Royalties are not guaranteed. Some marketplaces make royalties optional, so this source of the treasury can be smaller than expected.
xStock prices move. Rewards are tokenized stocks. Their value follows the market and can fall.
Missed rounds. A broker that is not clocked in when a round closes earns nothing for that round, including right after a sale.
Details can change. Clock In cost, round schedule, treasury percentages and the token are not final until published here.
NFT value. NFTs are speculative. Their price can go to zero. Nothing on this site is financial advice, and owning a broker does not promise any return.